Congrats everyone! So here is the new quote:
answering the phone
C1: They burnt my fries, forgot to give me an extra side of barbeque sauce, the jeep is making that crunchy sound again and I have to spend my evening making elf ears for Aaron Thompson’s Lord of the Rings party.
C2: Grandma broke into my dorm and redid the entire common room in $25, 000 worth of furniture and stereo equipment.
C1: You win.