C1: They're all just lining up in some kind of firing squad. Whoa, whoa, hang on, someone's being brought out. They're tying him to a stake. It's Winnie the Pooh.
C1: Winnie the Pooh, I swear. He's refusing the blindfold.
C2: They're tying Winnie the Pooh to the stake?
[gunfire from outside]
C1: [looking shell-shocked] That's something no-one should ever have to see.
Good luck, everyone!