The answer yesterday was Seinfeld - George and Jerry
I seriously just sat here staring at northing for at least one full minute with absolutely nothing going through my head. Well let's get this done!
C1: Look, this is a copycat, ok? He saw Turk's picture in the paper, he's looking for attention
C2: So he wakes up and sees Turk in the paper naked, humiliated, the butt of jokes at the water cooler, and says "hmmm...how can I make this work for myself?" what?
C3: Plus it's really itchy out here.