Good work everyone! Here is the new quote...sorry it's so late but I'm in Newmarket. That is my excuse. That makes no sense. The end.
C1: reading a card This holiday season a donation has been made in your name to the Children’s Alliance
C2: Well that’s nice
C1: I got him Yankee tickets; he got me a piece of paper saying I’ve given your gift to someone else
C2: To a children’s charity!
C1: Don’t you see how wrong that is?? Where’s your Christmas spirit? An eye for an eye!
Good luck to all of you!