Yay for crossing the 400 mark! When everyone else gets back from hibernation I'll have a special "crossed 400 + summer fun" quote special. But for now, since you are the only guessing for unknown reasons, I'm just going to do one for today.
C1: Did you find out who stabbed him?
C2: Yeah, it turns out it was his ex-girlfriend.
C1: Well, you're not going near this hooligan anymore.
C2: Well, I don't know. I mean, think about it. There must be something exciting about this guy if he can arouse that kind of passion. I mean, to be stab-worthy. You know, it's kind of a compliment.
C1: Yeah, too bad he didn't get shot. He could have been the one.